While you're waiting...

While you're waiting for my amazing review of books from this past week, chew on this script idea I have. Normally I don't have many script ideas (and I hate fanfics) but this one will satisfy many fans:

X-Men #165 - First issue AA (After Austen)

[Shot of Genosha from afar]

[zoom in on Xavier sleeping]

[two page spread of Xavier waking up, sweating, gasping for air]

Xavier: HOLY CRAP! I just had the STRANGEST dream ever. First Juggernaut joined the X-Men and moved into the mansion, THEN we found out Angel's blood could heal people and he fell in love with Cannonball's teenage sister, AND a crazy nurse fell in love with Havok while he was in a coma WHILE Polaris went insane AND Iceman became a jackass, homophobe and bigot, THEN we found out Nightcrawler is one of many other demon-like creatures who have all been fathered by the devil. SUBSEQUENTLY we found out Cannonball's brother is ALSO an angel whose blood heals others and She-Hulk slept with the Juggernaut. Oh and Gambit got blinded while fighting a bunch of ethnic stereotypes.

Hmm. Why do I suddenly hate werewolves so much?

Wow! That was so cRaZY! I better not tell anyone or else they'll think I'm totally nUtS!